Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare your Twin Engines: A Cosmic Roller Coaster of Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

The next Gemini will start in 324 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 12 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 338 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 327 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 329 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, celestial twins, Gemini! The full moon is 13.4 days old, just like that loaf of bread you've been avoiding in your kitchen. No mold yet? Must be a sign! As the moon waxes to its fullness, so does your cosmic energy. You see, Gemini, in the grand cosmic sitcom, you're the quirky neighbor who always has a funny quip or a wild scheme. This week, you're feeling a bit like Schrödinger's cat - simultaneously ready to conquer the world and binge-watch your favorite series. And hey, why not do both? Just remember to take a break for bathroom trips and the occasional snack. We wouldn't want you to end up in a parallel universe where bathroom breaks don't exist, would we? As Mercury orbits (your ruling planet, by the way), your communication skills are more on point than a well-sharpened pencil. Use these powers wisely, Gemini. Convince your boss to give you that raise, or maybe just chat up that cute barista. Who knows what could happen? Romantically, there's a serious Venus/Jupiter alignment going on that could stir up some...interesting energies. Maybe it's time to finally tell that crush of yours how you feel. Or maybe it's time to bake a cake. Honestly, it could go either way. Remember, Gemini: You're a celestial twin. You can always blame any questionable decisions on your other half. That's how it works, right? So, get out there, Gemini! Or stay in. Seriously, either seems like a good option right now. Just remember to keep that sense of humor handy. You're going to need it! #GeminiVibes #CosmicSitcom #SchrodingersGemini #VenusJupiterAlignment #BlameItOnTheTwin

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-02-07-2023)