Gemini Report

"Galaxy Alert! Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash as Mercury Retrogrades through your Social Networking House!"

The next Gemini will start in 262 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 4 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 276 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 265 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 323 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 267 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Great Scott, Gemini! The Waning Gibbous moon, currently a sprightly 17.3 days old, is like your own personal flux capacitor. It's generating a cosmic 1.21 gigawatts of lunar energy that's going to send you spiraling into a week full of unexpected opportunities and wild adventures. Remember, where we're going, we don't need roads...but we may need plenty of Post-It notes to keep track of all those bright ideas popping up faster than you can say "88 miles per hour!" With your natural duality, you're always ready for a parallel universe or two, so embrace the whirlwind of creativity that's coming your way. Also, keep an eye out for any eccentric scientists or time-travelling vehicles. You never know when they might come in handy. But remember, no matter how tempting it might be, don't mess with your past self. That's a paradox even you can't talk your way out of! So buckle up, Gemini, because as Einstein said (the dog, not the scientist), "Woof!" Or in human terms, "Hold on tight!" This week is about to take you on an adventure that's out of this world. #GeminiGibbousGigawatt #TimeTravelingTwins #GreatScottItsGemini #MoonPhaseMadness #FluxCapacitorFueledFutures

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