Gemini Report

"Twinsies, Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Space Tango Sends Mercury into a Retrograde Boogie-woogie, ensuring Delightful Duality and Hilarious Misunderstandings!"

The next Gemini will start in 49 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 70 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Howdy, Gemini folk! Captain Mal Reynolds here, speakin' to ya through the cosmic waves of the 'verse. Now, hold onto your horses, 'cause we've got some shiny news for y'all. With the moon waxin' gibbous at a ripe ol' age of 12 days, you'll be feelin' like a leaf on the wind - floatin' gracefully, yet mighty unpredictable. So, take some time to embrace your inner pilot and explore the uncharted territories of your life. Just don't go gettin' too attached to any particular course, 'cause you never know when you might need to switch things up. You Geminis are known for your dual personalities, and right now, both sides of you are shinin' brighter than Kaylee's smile on her birthday. Don't be afraid to let your inner geek and social butterfly shine through - just remember to keep things on the up and up, or you might find yourself in a heap of trouble. In matters of the heart, be like Zoe, loyal with a sense of humor, but don't go rushin' into anythin' without thinkin' it through. Trust is earned, not given freely, so make sure you're ready to walk down that aisle before you commit to any lifelong partnerships. Overall, Gemini, it's bound to be a hoot of a week for ya. Just remember what ol' Captain Mal always says: "If nothin' else, it's another tale to tell." So, strap on your space boots, saddle up, and ride the cosmic waves of adventure! #GeminiInTheBlack #TwoSidesOneVerse #LeafOnTheWind #ShinyWeekAhead (Note: This horoscope is meant for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to predict actual events in any individual's life.)

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