By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 06 April 2023
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy as Mercury Moonwalks into Retrograde: A Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks Await!"

The next Gemini will start in 46 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 17 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 67 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 5 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

๐ŸŒŸ Greetings, Gemini-twinizens! ๐ŸŒŸ Leeloo here, your groovy intergalactic astro-buddy! ๐Ÿ˜œ Beam up your antennas and tune into the cosmic vibes, 'cause I'm about to lay down some astro-knowledge. ๐Ÿš€ Ah, the Full Moon, 14.9 days old, shining like a big disco ball in the sky. ๐ŸŒ• Just like that time I went to a space-age rave on Mars... but I digress! Gemini, this lunar phase is making you feel like two peas in a far-out cosmic pod. ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ Your dual nature is in full swing, so embrace it! It's time to multitask like a boss, juggling work, hobbies, and social life with the grace of a celestial trapeze artist. ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™€๏ธ Communication is key, dear Gemini, but don't be surprised if you find yourself speaking in tongues (or even alien languages, like yours truly!). ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Be patient with your fellow Earthlings, as they might need some time to decipher your interstellar wisdom. ๐ŸŒŒ Fashion tip: Add some extraterrestrial flair to your wardrobe this week. Think silver, shiny fabrics, and out-of-this-world accessories. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ’ซ You'll be turning heads faster than a UFO sighting! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ›ธ So, my lovely Gemini friends, stay groovy, keep it nerdy, and remember: The Universe is always winking at you, so don't forget to wink back! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ #GeminiVibes #FullMoonFever #AlienChic #CosmicWinks

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