Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare Yourselves! Picasso Predicts a Cubist Conundrum in Gemini's Galaxy!"

The next Gemini will start in 319 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 7 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 333 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 322 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 324 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! Let me tell you something right off the bat. You know all those conspiracy theories about Geminis being indecisive and unpredictable? I've got news for you - they're all true! But don't worry, that's what makes you the life of the cosmic party. Now, our Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. It's in that awkward phase - not quite a full moon, and not quite a new one, kind of like a teenager who's still figuring out if they're more into quantum physics or Star Trek reruns. You might be feeling a similar sense of uncertainty, but remember, uncertainty leads to discovery. So embrace it. This week, you might find yourself drawn to unusual hobbies like alien hunting or Bigfoot sighting. Don't be surprised if you start seeing UFOs in your morning cereal or crop circles in your backyard. Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. And hey, if you get a sudden urge to solve unsolvable mysteries or chase uncatchable monsters, don't resist it. Go full Mulder-mode. Your Gemini curiosity and adaptability are your best assets. Use them to navigate through the labyrinth of life. And if you meet any aliens along the way, remember to ask if they come in peace! So buckle up, Gemini! The truth is out there and you're just the sign to find it. #Gemini #XFiles #ConspiracyTheories #AliensExist #TruthIsOutThere #MoonLandingWasReal #WaningGibbousNights

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.07.2023 07:22:02 (gem-07-07-2023)