Gemini Report

"Twins, Unite! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance with Jupiter: Brace Yourself for Extra-terrestrial Two-steps & Sassy Star Showdowns!"

The next Gemini will start in 288 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 3 days, at Thursday, 10 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 302 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 291 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 349 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 293 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Good day, your twin-ship Gemini! You've got more sides to you than a Dodecahedron! The Third Quarter Moon is currently 21 days old, which is mathematically fascinating if you're into that kind of stuff. It's like being 3 weeks into a diet and realizing you’ve only lost 1 pound – just hang in there! This week, you might feel as torn as a black hole trying to decide where to have dinner. One side of you is craving for a Big Bang Burger and the other side wants a light salad straight out of the nebula farms. Remember, balance is key, Gemini! Consider a salad with a side of fries. Best of both worlds, right? On the work front, you'll have ideas sparking faster than neutrinos. Don't be afraid to share them! Sure, they may sound as crazy as claiming Pluto is still a planet (#JusticeForPluto), but who knows? You might just discover the next big thing! In love, don't let your binary star system overheat. Keep an open dialogue with your partner, or prospective partner. You're as good at communication as ET was at phoning home, so use that to your advantage. If you're single, remember: there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're looking for that special dolphin. So, Gemini, this week, keep your spirits as high as the International Space Station and remember to always reach for the stars... or at least another slice of pizza. Embrace your dual nature and make it work for you! After all, two heads are better than one, unless we're talking about a hydra. Then, you've got some problems. #GeminiGems #CosmicComedy #NerdyAstrologer #TwinsInTheStars

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