Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Hilarious Hyperspace High as Mercury Retrogrades into a Funky Wormhole of Whimsical Weirdness!"

The next Gemini will start in 44 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 65 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 3 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Oh, dearest Gemini! The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.8 days old - which I'm sure you've been keeping track of, you cheeky space nerd - is here to bring forth a galactic revelation. As the celestial twins of your star sign, you're naturally gifted with an abundance of wit and charm, but be prepared for a cosmic upgrade! During this lunar phase, your inner Avon from Blake's 7 will shine brighter than ever, making you the life of every intergalactic party. Be cautious, though, as your newfound snark may lead to some unexpected teleportation into precarious situations. Remember, that sarcasm is both a blessing and a curse! To navigate this cosmic roller coaster, embrace your inner hippie and let the universe guide you. Don't worry, your deep understanding of science won't be compromised by embracing the mystical side of life. Au contraire, my dear Gemini, it could even help you unlock the secrets of the cosmos! So, strap on your space boots, grab a cup of herbal tea, and prepare to dazzle the celestial beings with your witty repartee. And remember, sometimes it's okay to let your hair down and dance among the stars. 🌟✌️🚀 #Gemini #WaningGibbousMoon #KerrAvonHumor #NerdyAstrologer #Blake7Vibes #SpaceHippie #ScienceMeetsMystic

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