Gemini Report

"Evening Star Report: Gemini Twins Play Hide & Seek with Mercury, Chaos and Laughter Predicted!"

The next Gemini will start in 318 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 6 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 332 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 321 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 323 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

"Greetings, Gemini! This is your Captain, James T. Kirk, speaking from the intergalactic depths of the cosmos. My Vulcan sidekick tells me that the moon is in a Waning Gibbous phase, 20.3 days old, not too far off from resembling Spock's balding head, if I may say so. Now, for you, my dear twins, this is an excellent time to boldly go where no Gemini has gone before. The universe is practically screaming at you to venture into uncharted territories. But remember, like any starship, you need both warp speed and a good navigation system. So while you're exploring new frontiers, don't forget to keep a map handy, or you might end up in a parallel universe with a goatee...and let's face it, none of us look good in goatees. Your dual nature can be both a blessing and a curse, much like my relationship with Spock. On one hand, you're capable of cracking witty jokes faster than Scotty can down a glass of Romulan ale. On the other, your indecisiveness could make a Klingon cry. But fear not! With the Waning Gibbous moon, your internal tides are shifting, bringing you closer to equilibrium. So gear up, Geminis! Put on your red shirt (hopefully, not the doomed kind), and set your phasers to stun, because this week is going to be as thrilling as a space-time anomaly. And remember, in the immortal words of yours truly, "Risk is our business." #Gemini #StarTrekHoroscope #WaningGibbousWisdom #ToBoldlyGo #TwinPower"

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-08-07-2023)