Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Mercury Retrograde to Cause More Identity Crises Than a Star Trek Teleporter Malfunction!"

The next Gemini will start in 256 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 25 days, at Tuesday, 03 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 270 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 259 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 317 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 261 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Geminis! As we're riding the cosmic wave into the Third Quarter moon, which is currently at a very precise and nerdy 23.4 days old (Thank you, science), let's see what the universe has in store for you. Now, your ruling planet, Mercury, the Universe's chatterbox, is doing its usual motor-mouth thing. So you might find yourself more talkative than those aliens from Star Trek who only speak in metaphors. #SorryNotSorry to your friends who might need subtitles to keep up with you! Gemini, this week, you are the Millennium Falcon of the Zodiac - sure, you may look like you're held together by duct tape and hope, but you've got it where it counts. You're fast, agile, and able to navigate any asteroid field life throws at you... even if your hyperdrive fails at the most inconvenient times. #GeminiSolo But don't forget! The Third Quarter moon phase is all about release and letting go. Think of it as the Universe's Marie Kondo moment. If it doesn't spark joy or serve you in some way, let it go. And yes, this includes that novelty T-shirt collection you've been hoarding since the first Comic-Con. #KonMariYourLife So go forth, Gemini! Talk to everyone, navigate life's challenges, and remember to declutter - physically and mentally. And may the Force...erm, the Stars be with you! #GeminiForce Just a heads up, you might want to lay low on the 23rd... I've heard rumors of a rogue black hole passing through. But hey, that could just be cosmic gossip. #BlackHoleDrama Until next time, live long and prosper, my dear Geminis. #GeminiTrekkie

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 07:22:01 (gem-08-09-2023)