Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare Your Spacesuits! Gemini Is About to Experience a Galactic Whirlwind of Possibilities...and Maybe an Alien Abduction!"

The next Gemini will start in 316 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 4 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 330 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 319 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 321 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello, Geminis! I hope you're ready to have your celestial socks knocked off because the Third Quarter moon is currently at 22.4 days old! That's right, folks, it's older than any cheese in your fridge, and unlike that cheese, it's not going to turn green and fuzzy. This lunar phase is all about releasing, letting go, and cleansing - sort of like a celestial detox. So, if you've been holding onto any grudges, it's time to let them loose into the universe. Just imagine them as tiny alien life forms you're jettisoning from your personal spaceship. "Get away from her, you grudge!" #AlienLifeLessons With the moon getting as thin as my patience for people who don't believe in astrology, you might feel a little unsteady. That's okay! Remember, even the Nostromo had a few hiccups before it got where it was going. Just be sure to keep your space helmet on and your eyes peeled for any surprise asteroids... or surprise life lessons. #SpaceIsDeepMan Your curiosity may be piqued during this time; after all, you are a Gemini and curiosity is as much a part of you as your love for arguing both sides of an argument. So, go ahead, explore those new hobbies, interests, or that strange noise coming from your attic. But remember, if it looks like an alien egg, maybe don't touch it. #SafetyFirst In conclusion, dear Geminis, this third quarter moon is a time for release, exploration, and wearing your nerdy science hats proudly. Keep your sense of humor close, your grudges closer (before you release them, that is), and always remember - in space, no one can hear you scream...but they might hear you laugh! #NerdyAstrologyHumor Stay stellar, Geminis!

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