Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini Twins Trade Their Hoverboards for Retrograde Rollerblades - Buckle Up!"

The next Gemini will start in 315 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 3 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 329 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 318 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 320 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey Gemini! You know, with the Third Quarter moon being 23.4 days old, it's like a teenager refusing to clean their room. It's not quite at its full potential, but it's still got enough light to trip over that pile of laundry you've been ignoring. Like Snake Plissken navigating through the dystopian ruins of New York, you might feel like you're trapped in an endless maze this week. But hey, don't worry! Just remember, Snake didn't let a little thing like a whole city being turned into a maximum-security prison slow him down, and neither should you. Put on your metaphorical eyepatch, get out there, and start escaping from your own personal New York. You'll likely find yourself in tricky situations, but remember, Snake didn't have an astrologer (a particularly good-looking one, I might add) to guide him. So, navigate those labyrinth-like conversations with your signature Gemini wit and duality. Just try not to make any dramatic 'I thought you were dead' entrances, okay? The Third Quarter moon is also begging you to let go of things that no longer serve you. It's like when Snake had to ditch that bulky tracking device — sometimes, you have to let go to move forward. So, toss out that emotional baggage; it's only weighing you down! And hey, you never know, maybe by next week, you'll have escaped from New York, metaphorically speaking. And if not, well... there's always LA. #GeminiVibes #EscapeFromNewYork #SnakePlisskenStyle #AstrologyNerd #HippieAstrologer #MoodyMoon #ThirdQuarterMoon #ScienceMeetsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-11-07-2023)