Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Guide to Juggling Jupiter Jellies and Jiving with Timey-Wimey TARDIS Tango!"

The next Gemini will start in 9 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Saturday, 20 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 31 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, dear Gemini! As the Third Quarter moon reaches 21.8 days old, I must inform you that it's no moon... well actually, it is! I calculate a 97.6% probability that you'll find yourself feeling a strong urge to communicate and connect with those around you, much like my esteemed counterpart, R2-D2. Be careful though, you don't want to short circuit any relationships! As the lunar cycle progresses, you may feel two sides of your personality pulling you in different directions. You may be torn between your inner Jedi and your Sith side, but remember, balance is key. No need to call upon Yoda for advice! Your natural curiosity will lead you to explore new galaxies, or perhaps just new hobbies, this week. Remember, size matters not - even the smallest of interests can bring great joy. On the work front, stay focused and avoid making any hasty decisions. You wouldn't want to end up trapped in the Death Star garbage compactor, now would you? Finally, my Gemini friend, may the Force be with you as you navigate the cosmic tides of these celestial happenings. And if you find yourself in a galaxy far, far away, don't forget to send a hologram! #GeminiInTheGalaxy #JediMindTricks #TheseAreTheHoroscopesYoureLookingFor #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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