By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 13 January 2024
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Gemini Forecast: Double Trouble or Twice as Nice? Alien Abductions May Vary!"

The next Gemini will start in 129 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 143 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 132 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 190 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 134 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, space twins! It's your stellar astrologer here, with another cosmic update just for you. This week, the Waxing Crescent moon is just a 2-day-old babbling baby - still wet behind the ears (if it had ears, that is). So expect some cosmic diaper changes in your life right now. You know what they say, "Change is messy, but boy, does it smell sweet once it's done!" #CosmicDiaperDuty This young moon energy is all about new beginnings and potential. For you Geminis, this could be the start of something exciting, like discovering a new species of alien or finally managing to clone your own double to do your chores (still working on that myself). The universe is giving you a big ol' green light to start those projects you've been daydreaming about during your last intergalactic coffee break. #DoubleDoubleToilAndTrouble Remember to stay flexible, though. Your sign's ruling planet Mercury is spinning faster than a hyperactive quasar. You'll need to stay on your toes, or rather, on your hoverboard. Expect the unexpected this week - maybe your interstellar pet will suddenly learn to speak, or you'll find that black hole you misplaced last Tuesday. #MercurialMadness So strap on your jetpack, Gemini. It's time to blast off into new territory. And if you meet any interesting aliens along the way, remember to send me a postcard. Or better yet, bring them back with you. I've been looking to expand my circle of extraterrestrial friends. #GeminiJetsetters Until next time, keep your telescopes tuned and your astro-belts buckled. The cosmos is a wild ride, and you're in the driver's seat! #AstroAdventure

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.01.2024 07:22:01 (gem-13-01-2024)

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