Gemini Report

"Double Trouble in the Galaxy! Gemini Twins Unleash Their Sarcastic Charm: A Bounty of Wit Awaits, Just Don't End Up Carbonite-Frozen!"

The next Gemini will start in 37 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 9 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 59 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Gemini

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Ahoy, Gemini! This is Admiral William Adama, your nerdy astrologer, sending you cosmic insights from the vastness of space! As Venus orbits around your constellation like a Cylon Raider chasing its prey, you'll be feeling the love vibes stronger than ever. Fear not, for this is a time to embrace your dual nature and let both sides of your personality shine brighter than Caprica's twin suns. With the Third Quarter moon being 23.1 days old, it's as if the universe is telling us, "All this has happened before, and all this will happen again." Time to gear up and prepare for a new cycle, my fellow Geminis! Embrace change like a Viper pilot dodging asteroids, and remember, sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to talk it out – just like the good ol' Quorum of Twelve. So say we all! Channel your inner Starbuck and take risks, because fortune favors the brave, and who knows, you might even find Earth (or at least a new opportunity) in the process. Just beware of any silent Cylons lurking around – I'm looking at you, charming yet mysterious new acquaintance! Remember, Gemini, you're more resilient than the Galactica herself, so keep those FTL drives ready and jump into the next adventure with confidence. And as you navigate the cosmic seas, don't forget to share your journey by using these frakkin' awesome hashtags: #GeminiGalactica #VenusInGemini #TwoSidesToEveryStarbuck #CosmicCylonLove #ThirdQuarterMoonCycle #SoSayWeAll Fly safe, and may the Lords of Kobol guide your journey through the stars! 🚀🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.04.2023 07:22:01 (gem-14-04-2023)