Gemini Report

"Frakkin' Geminis! Prepare for a Dual-Personality Galactic Rollercoaster: Love Blooms, Brains Fuse, and Cylons Can't Even Keep Up!"

The next Gemini will start in 7 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 6 days, at Saturday, 20 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 29 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! The Third Quarter moon, now 24 days old, is upon us, and as Commander Jeffrey Sinclair would say, "You know, in 2258 when we get Babylon 5 up and running, we'll think back to this moon and laugh... or maybe just chuckle awkwardly." 🌗 You're a twin sign, so naturally, you have twice the fun and maybe twice the trouble. But fear not, for this week's cosmic energy shall bring forth new opportunities for you to boldly go beyond your comfort zone - or at least consider it while binge-watching Babylon 5. 🚀 The moon's current phase has a way of making you #RetrogradeReady, so take this time to reflect on past decisions, like that time you tried to grow a ponytail because you thought it would make you look like a space cowboy. 🤠 Embrace your inner nerd, and don't be afraid to show off your knowledge of quantum mechanics at social gatherings (even if it's just to impress your cat). As the great Commander Sinclair would advise, "Understanding is a three-edged sword: your side, their side, and the truth." So, remember to keep an open mind in interactions with others, even if their opinions differ from yours. You don't want to create an interstellar incident over a heated debate about the best sci-fi series of all time. 🛸 Keep an eye out for unexpected encounters, as they might turn into long-lasting friendships or alliances worthy of a galactic council. And, who knows? You might just find your own Ambassador Delenn or Michael Garibaldi in the process! 👽🤖 So, gear up, Gemini! The cosmos has your back. Just remember, as Sinclair would say, "We came to this planet to save ourselves from extinction… So, let's not screw it up, okay?" 😉 #GeminiHoroscope #ThirdQuarterMoon #Babylon5Vibes #NerdyAstrologer #HippieSciFiSpirit

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.05.2023 07:22:01 (gem-14-05-2023)