Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tangle in the Stars!"

The next Gemini will start in 312 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The moon is currently in Gemini

Mercury moves to Gemini in 326 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 315 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 317 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! As the moon currently orbits your celestial twin-self, I must inform you that the emotional data banks of your life are set to undergo a significant defragging process. Just as Lieutenant Commander Data needs to optimize his positronic brain, you too shall experience a metaphorical system cleanse. Currently, the Waning Crescent moon is at 26.3 days old - or, as I like to think of it, in its "cranky pre-retirement phase." In response to this lunar positioning, you may feel a sudden urge to organize your sock drawer or alphabetically sort your vinyl record collection. I would advise you not to resist, as the cosmos clearly has some grand plan for your newly arranged socks and ABBA records. The next full moon will be at 18:33:26 on August 1st, 2023. This full moon will beam down like a fully charged phaser set to 'stun.' You can expect a surge of energy and enthusiasm comparable to Captain Picard discovering a new archaeological site...or perhaps more relatable, discovering a forgotten stash of chocolate in the back of your pantry. Remember, Gemini, you are like a starship exploring the universe - sometimes the trajectory gets a little wobbly, especially when Klingons are involved...or life's equivalent, a.k.a. Monday mornings. Keep your navigation system (your intuition) updated, and don't forget to engage your warp drive (your ambition) occasionally. And always remember - even when faced with a Borg cube, resistance is NOT futile! #Gemini #StarTrekHoroscope #LiveLongAndProsper #WarpSpeedAhead #NerdyAstrologerAdvice #SpaceAgeSelfCare #MoonInGemini

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-14-07-2023)