Gemini Report

"Gemini, Buckle Up! Star Charts Predict a Hyperdrive Leap into Love, or Maybe Just a Wookiee-sized Misunderstanding!"

The next Gemini will start in 281 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 295 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 284 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 342 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 286 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! The cosmos is doing a wild tango this week, and it seems you've got a front-row seat. After all, as the sign of the Twins, you're always ready for a good dance-off, aren't you? With the Waning Crescent moon currently looking like a 27.6-day-old cheese slice in the sky, it's time to wrap up old projects and clear out the clutter (both metaphorically and literally). Yes, I'm talking about that pile of UFOs (UnFinished Objects) on your desk. The next full moon, scheduled for 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023 (mark your calendars, folks!), signifies a time of illumination and revelation for you. It's like turning on the light in a room filled with IKEA furniture and an instruction manual written in Dothraki. Suddenly, everything makes sense. Or not. But that's the fun part! This week, embrace your inner Sherlock Holmes, dear Gemini, and solve the mysteries that lie ahead. Remember, every challenge is just a riddle wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in a mystery, and dipped in some perplexing salsa. Also, remember to stay hydrated, eat your veggies, and maybe get some sunlight when you can. I hear Vitamin D is quite popular these days. And finally, a word of advice from your friendly neighbourhood astrologer - don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive! Here are your hashtags for the week: #DancingWithTheStarsButNotTheTVShow, #WaningCrescentCheeseMoon, #SherlockGemini, #PerplexingSalsaRiddles, #GalacticIKEA. Stay groovy, Gemini!

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 07:22:01 (gem-14-08-2023)