Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: This Month's Forecast is Bursting with Out-of-This-World Surprises - It's Game Over, Man, Game Over!"

The next Gemini will start in 36 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 58 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Gemini

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, fellow space travelers! 👽 Here comes your out-of-this-world horoscope for all you groovy Geminis. The cosmic dance is in full swing as Venus, the celestial goddess of love and aesthetics, has parked her divine spaceship in Gemini's orbit, filling our lives with charm and wit. 💃🎭 It's like that episode where Mulder and I switched bodies, but instead of flashlights, we're armed with magnetic personalities and a razor-sharp sense of humor. 😂 As the 24.2-day-old Waning Crescent moon 🌘 takes center stage, it's time to release your inner hippie scientist and ride the cosmic waves of change. Embrace the lunar vibes and let go of any alien residue from this lunar cycle. Remember when I said, "Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it?" Well, prepare to expand your knowledge, my starry-eyed friends! Your communication skills are out of this world right now, so use them wisely to connect with your fellow earthlings. 🌎 Just try not to go all Conspiracy-Theorist-Mulder on them, okay? To sum it up, dear Geminis, this is your moment to shine like the stars you are! Tap into your innate duality, and let it guide you through life's strange and mysterious twists. Just don't forget to bring your sense of humor along for the ride! 🚀 #GeminiVibes #CosmicConnection #VenusInGemini #WaningCrescentMoon #OutOfThisWorldHumor #NerdyHippieAstrologer #TheTruthIsOutThere #MulderAndScullyWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.04.2023 07:22:01 (gem-15-04-2023)