Gemini Report

"Gemini: Brace Yourself for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Star-Studded Shenanigans!"

The next Gemini will start in 280 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 22 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 294 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 283 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 341 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 285 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! As the new moon is 28.5 days old (or in layman's terms, as old as a Netflix binge-watching session), it's the perfect time to reflect on your life, or at least consider changing your Netflix password. The stars are whispering sweet scientific facts in my ear, and I'm translating them for you. Apparently, the universe suggests you embrace your inner Mulder and approach life with a bit more curiosity this week. But remember, no alien abduction attempts, please. We all know how that turned out for Mulder. As the next full moon approaches on August 31st at 1:37:05 (or "way past my bedtime" in astrologer-speak), it's high time to let your twin nature shine. Whether that's debating the validity of Schrödinger's Cat with your reflection or trying to convince your friends that pizza is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food - go forth and be delightfully unpredictable. But beware, the planetary alignment also suggests there might be some minor hiccups in your relationships. So, remember to communicate! And by that, I don't mean using Morse code or alien symbols. Actual words, Gemini, actual words. So, channel your inner Scully, question everything, but don't forget to enjoy the ride. After all, the truth (and your future) is out there! #GeminiHoroscope #NerdyAstrology #TheTruthIsOutThere #MoonChild #PizzaForBreakfast

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 07:22:01 (gem-15-08-2023)