Gemini Report

"Neo Unplugs Gemini's Matrix: Double the Wit, Double the Glitch in Astrological Forecast - Time to Dodge Cosmic Bullets!"

We are currently in the sign of Gemini

The moon is currently in Gemini

Mercury is currently in Gemini

Venus moves to Gemini in 343 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 345 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! Ready to kick some astro-alien butt? Well, hold onto your flamethrowers, because with the moon and Mercury both chilling in your sign, you're about to have a cosmic Ripley moment! First off, communication is going to be more on point than a Xenomorph's tail. You'll be able to express yourself with the same confidence as Ripley when she told that Queen Alien where to shove her eggs. So, go ahead, channel your inner Sigourney Weaver and let those around you know what's up. Now, with the New Moon being 27.7 days old, it's like you've got your very own baby alien ready to burst forth (minus the chest-pain, of course). Get ready for some fresh starts and new opportunities just waiting for you to grab them by the... uh... tentacles? And don't forget the upcoming full moon on July 3rd at 11:40:30! Let's just say it's time to "nuke the site from orbit" and bring closure to any lingering issues in your life. Just remember, Geminis, sometimes it's better to let go and move on than to drag around an alien queen-sized grudge. So there you have it, my interstellar Gemini friends! Embrace your inner-Ripley, communicate like a boss, and get ready for new beginnings. And always remember: in space, no one can hear you laugh. 😉👽 #GeminiRipleyVibes #AlienAstrology #XenomorphCommunication #OutOfThisWorldOpportunities #FullMoonClosure

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.06.2023 07:22:01 (gem-16-06-2023)