By The Chip Witch on Monday, 17 July 2023
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride to Quantum Quirkiness!"

The next Gemini will start in 309 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 24 days, at Thursday, 10 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 323 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 312 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 314 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! It's your friendly neighborhood astrologer here, and I come bearing cosmic news. Now, let's delve into the mysteries of the universe with the same enthusiasm I approach a season finale of Star Trek! The New Moon (currently a sprightly 29.1 days old) is like a teenager begging for the keys to the family spaceship. It's in the wee hours of its cycle and about to hit that rebirth stage. You know, kind of like the time I accidentally turned my lawnmower into a time machine - but that's another story. This moon phase bodes well for you, dear Gemini. It's time to take the plunge into new beginnings, much like a lemming off a cliff, but hopefully with fewer splats. Maybe start that novel you've been talking about writing, '50 Shades of Aliens'? Or perhaps it's finally time to try that kale smoothie cleanse... or not. Your digestive system might thank you. The next Full Moon will arrive at precisely 18:33:26 on August 1st, 2023. Think of this as the universe's version of a giant spotlight, highlighting your achievements and shouting from the rooftops, "Look at what Gemini has done!" (or "Look at what Gemini hasn't done!" if you didn't take advantage of the New Moon energy). It's like the Academy Awards, but with more craters and less fancy dresses. So, my twin friends, get ready to seize the day, the month, the year! The universe is like a cosmic disco ball, and you, Gemini, are the groovy dancer beneath it. Remember, we're all made of stardust, which technically makes us cosmic glitter. Shine on! #GeminiGumption #MoonMadness #AstrologyAntics #ScienceSavvyStarGazer #CosmicDiscoBall #StellarHumour

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-17-07-2023)

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