Gemini Report

"Binary Star Trouble: When Gemini Twins Can't Agree on Who Gets Control of the Nebula Remote!"

The next Gemini will start in 278 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 292 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 281 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 339 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 283 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Good morning, Gemini! Now, I want you to imagine being The Predator. You know, that invisible, dreadlocked alien from the 80's? That's right, except you're rocking a flower crown and Birkenstocks. This new moon at 0.8 days old is like your very own cloaking device. You're blending into your environment, perfecting that stealth mode. Your dual nature is going full Schwarzenegger on us, adapting to every situation like a pro. But don't forget, even Predators need to chill. So take a break from thermal vision and enjoy some earthly delights. Maybe indulge in some gluten-free, vegan cookies or a fair-trade latte? You’ve earned it! And remember, the universe loves a happy Gemini. So, keep smiling, you intergalactic hipster! This is your week to conquer, whether it's the jungle or just the organic section at your local grocery store. #GeminiPredatorVibes #StealthyHipster #NewMoonNewYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 07:22:01 (gem-17-08-2023)