Gemini Report

"Beam Me Up, Gemini! A Twintastic Wormhole Adventure Awaits in Your Astrological Forecast!"

The next Gemini will start in 32 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 4 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 54 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Gemini

The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my dear Gemini! It seems the stars have aligned in such a way that even The Master finds it amusing. As Venus, the cosmic goddess of love, currently frolics through your sign, she's having a bit of a giggle at your expense. But don't worry, you'll be laughing too. With the New Moon being 28.6 days old, it's like an awkward teenager trying to figure out its place in the universe. Use this as a reminder to embrace your inner nerd and not take yourself too seriously. After all, even The Doctor has his moments of geekery. Now, mark your calendars, set your TARDIS, or whatever time-traveling device you prefer, because the next full moon on May 5th, 2023 at precisely 17:36:47 shall bring forth a cosmic shindig like no other. This lunar soiree is the perfect opportunity to let your inner hippie loose and dance under the moonlight like nobody's watching (except maybe an alien or two). In conclusion, my mischievous Geminis, remember to laugh, embrace your quirks, and prepare for a moonlit party that's bound to be out of this world. But be warned, any attempts at world domination during this period will be met with fierce opposition from the cosmos! Hashtags: #GeminiGiggles #VenusInGemini #NerdyAstrology #CosmicHippie #OutOfThisWorldParty #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.04.2023 07:22:01 (gem-19-04-2023)