By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 22 April 2023
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

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The next Gemini will start in 29 days, at Sunday, 21 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini tomorrow, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 51 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus is currently in Gemini

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Gemini sunbeams! It's time for your cosmically groovy horoscope, brought to you by none other than the esteemed Professor Bernard Quatermass – that's me, of course, your favorite interstellar space-nerd. πŸ”­πŸŒŒ Now, with Venus orbiting in your sign like a celestial boomerang, you can expect an unusually high dose of love, harmony, and social interactions that will leave you feeling more connected than ever to your fellow earthlings. πŸ‘©β€πŸš€β€οΈ What's more, the Waxing Crescent moon is a mere 2.2 days old, which means it's just beginning its cosmic journey towards fullness. Think of yourself as a young moon, full of potential and energy, ready to take on the universe one small step at a time. πŸŒ’βœ¨ So, my groovy Geminis, don't be shy during this astral period. Embrace your inner hippie, let your freak flag fly, and spread the love far and wide. Your intellectual prowess is a gift, so share it with those around you and watch as your connections deepen and flourish. 🌸🧠 To sum it up in the immortal words of Professor Quatermass: "The cosmos is yours, Gemini, so reach out and grab it with both hands, preferably while wearing some snazzy space-age gloves." And remember, keep it weird, keep it nerdy, and keep it cosmic! πŸ›°οΈπŸ€“ Hashtags to help you ride the cosmic wave: #GroovyGemini #VenusInGemini #WaxingCrescentMoon #ProfessorQuatermass #CosmicConnections #NerdyAstrology #HippieVibes #CelestialBoomerang #OutOfThisWorldLove

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.04.2023 07:22:01 (gem-22-04-2023)

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