Gemini Report

"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini: Take the Red Pill for Cosmic Enlightenment, or the Blue for a Comfortable Nap!"

The next Gemini will start in 273 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Wednesday, 06 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 287 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 276 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 334 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 278 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Gemini! It's your favorite time-traveling astrologer here, coming to you live from the TARDIS. Ah, I see the Waxing Crescent moon is a sprightly 5.4 days old. Quite the toddler, isn't it? Alright, then. Let's get to the stars! Now, Gemini, your dual nature is really going to come in handy this week. Kind of like having a sonic screwdriver in a room full of Daleks – very useful, indeed! You'll be juggling tasks like a master Time Lord, just remember not to get your timelines crossed. That never ends well, trust me. Your social life is about to heat up faster than a warp core breach. And with Mars in your sign, you've got the charisma of Captain Jack Harkness on a good hair day. Use it wisely. But remember, sweetie, flirting is like regeneration - every so often, you need a new face. With Jupiter in alignment – sort of like when the Doctor actually lands the TARDIS where he meant to (a rare occurrence, I assure you) – your creativity is set to skyrocket. Pick up that quantum paintbrush, or maybe write a scientific thesis about why bow ties are, in fact, cool. Just keep in mind, Gemini, the universe doesn't always make sense (kind of like the Doctor's fashion choices – seriously, a fez?). So, embrace the chaos, keep your wits about you, and remember, in the right light, even a Dalek can cast a human shadow. So, Gemini, use your sonic screwdriver wisely, avoid any weeping angels, and remember: you're fantastic! The stars are telling me there's plenty of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff in your future. Until next time, sweeties! #Geronimo #Gemini #WarpSpeedAhead #DoctorWhoAstrology #WaxingCrescentMoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.08.2023 07:22:01 (gem-22-08-2023)