Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"

The next Gemini will start in 239 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 8 days, at Tuesday, 03 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 253 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 242 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 300 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 244 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Oh, greetings Gemini! You're on the cosmic stage this week, and with the Waxing Gibbous moon being 10.1 days old, you're practically a space toddler, now aren't you? Don't worry, I won't tell your secrets to the rest of the zodiac. You know, there's a saying where I come from - "Never trust a Gemini under a Waxing Gibbous moon." But don't worry, we astrologers are a forgiving bunch. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an asteroid, right? With this lunar phase, you're like Schrödinger's cat, both here and not here. A true paradox. You might find yourself drawn to two different paths. A classic Gemini predicament. My advice? Follow the path with the most snacks. You can never go wrong with snacks. Your duality will be at its peak, my dear Gemini. Embrace it. Become the human yin-yang you are destined to be. Just remember, balance in all things. Except when it comes to chocolate. Then, by all means, go overboard. No one has ever regretted too much chocolate. In the realm of romance, Venus is playing peek-a-boo with your sign. This might make you feel like a love-struck teenager again. Or if you're already a teenager, then just... more of that. Try not to text your crush too many times in a row. Remember, playing it cool is also a form of warmth. In conclusion, Gemini, stay balanced, enjoy snacks, don't scare off your crush and remember: the universe may be full of mysteries, but you are definitely one of its favorites. #Gemini #WaxingGibbous #SchrodingersAstrology #SnacksOverEverything #VenusPeekABoo

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 07:22:01 (gem-25-09-2023)