Gemini Report

"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini! Will You Take the Red Pill or Blue Pill of Life? Or Maybe Just Pop a Tic Tac and Chill?"

The next Gemini will start in 298 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 13 days, at Thursday, 10 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 312 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 301 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 359 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 303 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! Or should I say, "Hasta la vista, baby?" So, the Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.8 days old. Now, you might be thinking, "Does that make the moon a third grader in moon years?" Well, not quite. This week, like Arnie in T2, you're going to be flexing some serious mental muscles. You're being called on to show your adaptability, which for you, is as easy as a Terminator spotting a target in infrared. Just remember, even if things get tough, you can always say, "I'll be back." Because let's face it, you always are. You might not come back from the future with an arsenal of weapons and a motorcycle, but your ability to bounce back will be just as impressive. As the moon grows older, so too does your wisdom. But don't worry, unlike the moon, you won't be experiencing any craters or space debris. And if you do, just remember: "Come with me if you want to live." With Mercury, your ruling planet, doing the Macarena in your sign, expect a lot of chit-chat, brainstorming sessions, and possibly deciphering alien languages... or maybe just some really difficult Sudoku puzzles. And please, whatever you do, don't start any robot uprisings this week. We all know how that ends, and let's be honest, nobody has time to deal with a moody AI system. #GeminiVibes #TheTerminator #AstrologyHumor #ComeWithMeIfYouWantToLive #IllBeBack #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 07:22:01 (gem-28-07-2023)