Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde? No, Gemini, Your Parallel Universe Twin Isn't Out to Get You!"

The next Gemini will start in 327 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 341 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 330 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 332 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Gemini, my dear dual-natured friend, buckle up because the force is strong with you this week! The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently resembling a partially eaten Death Star at 10.2 days old, is sending some serious cosmic vibes your way. It's telling me that you're due for some epic bouts of indecision. To wear the black cape or not to wear the black cape? That is the question. #DarthFashionCrisis In the realm of relationships, your communication skills are rivaling those of C3PO! Be careful, though, if you start speaking in over six million forms of communication, you might confuse your partner more than a Jedi mind trick. Remember, the force is about balance, not befuddlement. #TalkNerdyToMe Financially, it seems your credits are stacking up faster than Han Solo's debt to Jabba the Hutt. So, why not splurge on that lightsaber you've been eyeing? Just remember to budget for future intergalactic adventures, you don't want to end up with a bounty on your head. #MoMoneyMoWookies In summary, Gemini, embrace your inner Sith Lord and remember - the force will be with you, always...or at least until the next horoscope. #MayTheTwinsBeWithYou Keep the galaxy laughing, my friends!

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.06.2023 07:22:01 (gem-29-06-2023)