Gemini Report

"Make Gemini Great Again: Brace for an Unexpected Comet, Tweetstorms and More Love than a Presidential Rally!"

The next Gemini will start in 297 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 12 days, at Thursday, 10 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 311 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 300 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 358 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 302 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Gemini! In the immortal words of the Daleks, "Exterminate...your doubts!" The Waxing Gibbous moon at 10.8 days old is sending vibes strong enough to power a TARDIS. It seems that the moon, in its cosmic wisdom, is urging you to embrace the twin within you. It's time to channel your inner Dalek and exterminate any lingering uncertainties. No need for a sonic screwdriver, just use your wit, charm, and adaptability to navigate through your own personal episode of Doctor Who. The stars are aligning and whispering, "Ood on you if you don't seize the day! (#punintended)" This phase of the moon is all about growth, illumination, and realisation. So, don't be like a Cyberman stuck in a loop, break free and let your true emotions shine. This week, you might feel like you're caught between a rock and a hard place, or as we Whovians like to say, between a Weeping Angel and the Silence (#WhovianDilemma). But remember, Gemini, your twin self is your greatest ally. You're not just surviving like a poor Sontaran stuck on Earth; you're ready to thrive. And, just like the Doctor always finds a way, you too will find your path. So, go forth and conquer the universe (metaphorically, of course)! Remember, the key to everything this week is balance - or as the Daleks would put it, "Equalize! Equalize!" (#DalekBalance). Just don't forget to keep your sense of humour about you. In the face of any adversity, simply raise an eyebrow and ask, "Are you my mummy?" #Gemini #Horoscope #DoctorWho #WaxingGibbous #DalekHumour

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