Gemini Report

"Highly illogical, Gemini: The cosmos suggests laughter as a viable antidote for your Earthly conundrums this week" 🖖

The next Gemini will start in 52 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Sunday, 23 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 73 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Venus moves to Gemini in 11 days, at Tuesday, 11 April, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Gemini space cadets! 🚀 As we blast off into the intergalactic realm of the cosmos, our celestial buddy, the Waxing Gibbous moon, is currently 9.3 Earth days old. Like, whoa, man! Time flies when you're floating through the void, doesn't it? Now, my fellow stargazers, let's take a wormhole straight into your far-out future. Prepare for warp speed - it's gonna be a trip! 🌀 This phase of the lunar calendar sees you Geminis feeling as if you've been split into two parallel universes, just like our man John Crichton in Farscape. But hey, who doesn't love a good doppelganger story, am I right? #TwinningIsWinning 👯 You're all about communication, and with the Waxing Gibbous moon giving you that extra gravitational pull, you're drawn to connect with fellow earthlings on a deeper level. So, gear up, Gemini... It's time to boldly go where no one has gone before: the lost art of meaningful conversation! 🗣️ #BeamMeUpScotty But beware, cosmic crusaders! You may face some communication black holes this week. Don't let them suck you in! Stay focused and remember to send out those positive vibes like an interstellar radio transmission, and maybe you'll even make contact with some extraterrestrial beings. Or, you know, just have a good chat with an old friend. 👽 #ETPhoneHome So, Gemini, keep your feet firmly grounded on Earth (or, you know, whatever planet you find yourself on) and remember to embrace your nerdy, hippie astrologer side during this Waxing Gibbous moon phase. And hey, if you happen to discover any new galaxies or life forms out there, don't forget to send us a postcard! 🌌 #GreetingsFromTheCosmos Stay groovy, Gemini! Until our next cosmic rendezvous! ✌️🔮

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