Leo Report

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs Predict a Wild Ride Ahead!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 14 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 337 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Good morning, Leo! In the grand, cosmic court of the universe, you're about to be judged... by Venus. Yes, that's right, our lady of love is doing her retrograde rumba in your sign. Now, don't let this spook you, it's not the end of the world - it just feels like it. You see, when Venus goes retrograde, she becomes a little... well, unpredictable. Like a supercomputer with a sense of humor and a penchant for practical jokes. She's like that nerdy lab partner in high school who thought it was hilarious to mix random chemicals just to see what would happen... usually something explosive. So, what does this mean for you, Leo? Well, in layman's terms: expect the unexpected. Your love life might undergo sudden changes, like suddenly finding yourself attracted to people who can solve Rubik's Cube under a minute or having an inexplicable urge to date a botanist. Don't worry though, this is all part of the cosmic plan. The Universe has a way of shaking things up just to keep us on our toes, like a really intense game of celestial Twister. Left foot on red, right hand on... existential crisis? The full moon, currently looking like it's been hitting the cosmic gym at 14.2 days old, is also adding some extra oomph to your emotions. Expect to feel things deeply, and maybe even develop a sudden interest in poetry or interpretive dance. The key here is to go with the flow, Leo. Embrace the chaos, dance with the uncertainty, laugh in the face of change. After all, you're a lion, not a house cat! So, get out there and show the universe who's boss. Just remember, don't take things too seriously. After all, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a blue dot hurtling through space. #JudgeDreddAstrology #Leo #VenusRetrograde #FullMoonFeels #CelestialTwister #NerdyAstrologer #SpaceSpeck

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-01-08-2023)