By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 03 August 2023
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time: The Universe Plans to Tickle Your Mane with a Cosmic Feather Duster!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 12 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 335 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, fellow space travelers! Welcome to your Leo horoscope, served up Predator-style (sans cloaking device and dreadlocks, of course). Now, my Leos, remember, just like the Predator, you're a born leader. But with Venus retrograde in your sign, you might feel like you've been hit by one of those plasma caster shots. Your love life may seem as camouflaged as a stealthy alien hunter, but fear not! The Predator didn't give up when Dutch covered himself in mud, did he? No! So, don’t let this phase scare you off. The full moon, currently flexing at 16.6 days old (that's practically ancient in moon years), is shining its lunar spotlight on your communication sector. So channel your inner Predator and roar...but maybe use words instead of alien shrieks. Unless you're at a sci-fi convention, then shrieking is totally acceptable. This week, focus on your strengths, Leo. Remember, the predator became the prey because he underestimated his opponent. Don't be that guy. Underestimating yourself or others can lead to a serious downfall (or a blast from a homemade grenade launcher). So, get out there and show the universe who's boss! Just remember to keep your plasma casters on low power. We don't want any accidental vaporizations, do we? #LeoPredatorStyle #FullMoonFollies #VenusRetrogradeRumble #SciFiAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-03-08-2023)

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