Leo Report

"Leo, It’s Time to Roar! May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Ain't!"

The next Leo will start in 193 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 13 days, at Thursday, 25 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 173 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 182 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 297 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings my celestial lions, Leo! The New Moon is currently younger than the last joke I tried to tell at a party (0.9 days old, to be precise). You know, it still hasn't learned to make a decent cup of tea or calculate quantum mechanics, but give it time. This week, you might feel a bit like Schrödinger's Cat - both here and not here. But don't worry, that's just the cosmic vibes messing with your reality perception filters. It's all part of the universal plan to test your resilience, not some alien conspiracy to turn us all into jelly... well, at least I hope not. You'll find yourself sailing smoothly through the asteroid field of life, partly because you're in your element, and partly because you're too stubborn to admit there might be rocks. So, brace yourself for impact, my brave Leos, but remember to keep your helmet on. Safety first, right? Also, this week, keep an eye out for unexpected intergalactic messages. They might come in the form of a cryptic email or a bizarre dream about dancing with extraterrestrial squids. Whatever it is, remember, the universe speaks in code, and it's up to you to crack it. So, go forth, my courageous stardust lions, and conquer the week like Neil Armstrong conquered the moon - with a small step and a giant leap of faith. Remember, the gravitational pull of positivity is stronger than any black hole of negativity. #InterstellarLeo #CosmicCat #QuantumQuirks #AstrologicalAdventures #MoonwalkMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.01.2024 07:42:02 (leo-12-01-2024)