By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 19 July 2023
Category: Leo

Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Star-Baked Cosmic Muffins are Ready to Rise!"

The next Leo will start in 4 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023

The moon is currently in Leo

Mercury is currently in Leo

Venus is currently in Leo

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello Leos, our celestial drama queens! 👑 Well, well, well, would you look at that? The Moon, Mercury AND Venus are all having a party in your sign - now isn't that just like you, always wanting all the attention. 🌙🪐💫 The moon, currently in Leo, is making you more emotional than a Dalek when it loses a game of chess. "EMOTIONS?! EXTERMINATE!" But hey, even Daleks need a good cry sometimes, right? #FeelsLikeADalek Mercury, that chatty Cathy, also in Leo, is going to have you talking more than a hyperactive parrot on espresso. You'll be spouting ideas left, right, and center, with the eloquence of a Shakespearean actor, but the coherence of a Dalek trying to explain why it can't climb stairs. #TalkativeLeo And let's not forget Venus, the love guru herself, also joining the party in Leo. This means your charm levels are going to be off the charts! You'll be attracting admirers like a Dalek attracts terrified humans. Just remember, it's not just about world domination, sometimes it's nice to just have a chat (especially with Mercury boosting your communication skills). #LoveLikeADalek With the New moon being only 1.4 days old, it's the perfect time for you to start new projects. So whether you're planning to conquer the universe or simply bake a cake, now's the time to do it! Just remember to keep an eye on the oven, we don't want any "EX-BAKE-INATE" incidents. #NewMoonNewYou So there you have it, Leos! Embrace your inner Dalek! Be loud, be proud, and remember, exterminating is always optional. #LeoSeason Peace, love, and astrological hilarity, Your friendly, neighborhood astrologer ✌️🌌🔭

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2023 07:42:01 (leo-19-07-2023)

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