Leo Report

"Great Scott! Leo, Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor-Flippin' Fabulous This Week!"

The next Leo will start in 333 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 17 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 313 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, my lovely Lions, ready or not, here's your cosmic lowdown. Venus, that oh-so-charming goddess of love and beauty, has hit the rewind button and is doing the moonwalk in your sign, Leo. Now, if you're expecting this to mean instantaneously turning into Michael Jackson, I've got some bad news for you... #NoHeeHeesHere What it does mean though, is that your love life may feel a bit like a romantic comedy stuck on repeat, except there’s no popcorn and the jokes are getting a bit stale. But hey, at least you're the star of the show! #AlwaysTheDramaQueen On the other hand, we have our First Quarter moon, currently 8.3 days old. She's like that awkward teenager phase - not quite a new moon, not yet a full one. Just hanging there, halfway through, unsure whether to wax or wane. It's like the universe is indecisive about its next move. #MoonLifeCrisis So, what's in store for you? Well, with Venus retrograde, all those exes might start popping up like unsolicited pop-up ads. But remember, they're called ‘ex’ for a reason. Don't let nostalgia cloud your judgment, Leo. #BewareOfTheBlastFromThePast As for the Quarter Moon, this is the time to find balance. You might feel a pull between going bold or playing it safe. To this, I say, embrace the paradox! You're a Leo, after all. You can wear clashing patterns and still look fabulous! #FashionablyParadoxical In the immortal words of The Master, "Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon." Embrace these cosmic shifts with your usual confidence and flair, and you'll come out roaring on the other side. #LeoTheIndomitable Remember: Science doesn’t have all the answers. Sometimes, you just gotta roll with the cosmic punches. #AstrologyIsTheNewBlack

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-25-08-2023)