Leo Report

"Leo's Horoscope: More Dramatic Than an Alien Bursting From Your Chest!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 19 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Leo

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

🔭✨ Hello, radiant Leos! 🦁 As Mercury hangs out in your sign this week, you'll be experiencing a cosmic cocktail of communication overload. Expect sudden urges to start a podcast, rewrite the Constitution or explain quantum physics to your cat. (Hey, who says Fluffy doesn’t appreciate a good discussion on the uncertainty principle? 🐱) Now, with Venus retrograde in Leo, love and relationships might feel like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions. You'll have all these pieces and no idea where they go. "Is this a romantic dinner or an avant-garde performance art piece?" you'll wonder, as your date serves up Spaghetti Tacos. 🍝🌮 But fear not, brave lions! 🦁 This is just the universe's way of telling you to re-evaluate your current relationship status. Is it "It's complicated" or "I'm in a relationship with my Netflix account"? Either way, it’s time for a change. As for that First Quarter moon, it's like your high school gym coach - pushing you to break through personal barriers. You'll feel like Rocky Balboa, only instead of running up stairs, you're conquering spreadsheets or finally getting around to dusting your ceiling fan blades. 🏋️‍♀️🧹 Remember, Leos, even when the planets seem to be playing a cosmic game of pinball with your life, you've got the strength, courage, and chutzpah to handle it. And if all else fails, there's always chocolate. 🍫 So go forth, Leos, and embrace the chaos with your signature style and confidence! 🔥💃 #LeoSeason #CosmicCocktail #MercuryInLeo #VenusRetrograde #QuantumFeline #IKEARelationships #FirstQuarterMoon #NetflixAndChill #CosmicRocky #ChocolateTherapy #EmbraceTheChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2023 07:42:01 (leo-27-07-2023)