Leo Report

"Attention, Cosmic Lions: Time to Roar Like You Just Found the Last Remaining Coffee in the Universe!"

The next Leo will start in 331 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 15 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 311 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Leo, Leo, Leo. You majestic sun-kissed lion, it's time to roar... or maybe not! With Venus going retrograde in your sign, it's like the universe has hit the cosmic rewind button on your love life. Imagine that! It's like your very own, personal episode of "Stargate: SG-1," where time travel is just another Tuesday. Now, don't go running off to find a sarcophagus to fix your problems. We all know how that turned out for Daniel Jackson. Instead, take this time to reflect and review. Past relationships might feel like they're dialing in on your Stargate, but remember, those are past chapters in the book of you. Don't let them become a wormhole sucking you back in. That Waxing Gibbous moon is also shining a bright light on your creativity. It's 10.4 days old, just like the number of times Teal'c says 'Indeed' in an average episode. So why not channel that lunar energy and flip the script? Write your own story, create your own destiny, and for crying out loud, let's keep the epic disasters to a minimum, okay? Embrace the chaos, but remember to keep your feet on the ground (or whatever planet you happen to be on). This is your time to shine brighter than a ZPM on full power! Just remember, it's the journey, not the destination, that counts. #LeoHoroscope #VenusRetrograde #WaxingGibbous #StargateHumor #Indeed

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-27-08-2023)