Leo Report

"Flashy Solar Flares Incoming! Leo's Mane Set for Cosmic Crimping - Prepare for Interstellar Bedhead!"

The next Leo will start in 330 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 14 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 310 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, dear Leos, the celestial lions who rule the zodiac jungle! As Venus takes its retrograde sojourn through your sign, it's like your cosmic GPS is doing the cha-cha in reverse. But fear not, noble felines of the heavens, this is not a time for despair. This is the universe's way of saying "Hold on, your royal highness, you're going too fast! Time to slow down and rethink things." The waxing gibbous moon, 11.6 days old, is glaring at us like a grumpy science teacher, reminding us that we've still got some homework to do. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Unless you're actually a student... then you should probably get back to your physics assignment. Now, Leos, this is a time when your love life might feel like it's been put through a warp core breach, but remember - even Spock had to deal with pon farr. And if he can navigate alien hormones under the Vulcan sun, you can certainly handle Venus's little dance in your sign. Take this time to reflect on what you truly want, rather than rushing forward like a warp-speed freight train. Patience is not just a virtue, it's an art form. And you, dear Leo, are a cosmic artist. In conclusion, take heart, brave lions! Just as the universe expands, so does your potential. So sit back, engage thrusters to impulse speed, and let this retrograde be a time of growth and reflection, rather than frustration. Remember, even in the vastness of space, there's always time for a good laugh, a cup of Earl Grey (hot), and a dash of self-love. #StarTrekHoroscopes #RetrogradeRealness #LeoLove #WarpSpeedWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-28-08-2023)