Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-taming, Lionheart! Quantum Fluctuations May Cause Bad Hair Days!"

We are currently in the sign of Leo

The Moon moves to Leo in 17 days, at Tuesday, 15 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 340 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, alright, my supercharged Leos, buckle up! It’s time to navigate the celestial roller coaster. Venus, that sultry goddess of love, is currently doing the moonwalk - in retrograde - right through your sign. And let me tell you, she's not wearing any sensible shoes. Under this cosmic kerfuffle, your love life might feel like a scene out of an 80's sitcom. Expect the unexpected - maybe your ex shows up at your doorstep with an alien plant, or your present partner suddenly reveals they speak fluent Klingon. Either way, remember, it's all in the name of love (and inter-galactic diplomacy). Meanwhile, our moon, that big ol' pizza pie in the sky, is in its Waxing Gibbous phase and about as reliable as a Tribble on espresso. It's 10.8 days old - a moody teenager in moon years. So, if you're feeling a tad edgy, blame it on the lunar hormones. But hey, let's not forget, you're a Leo - the king, the queen, the whole royal court of the Zodiac jungle. This is just a temporary glitch in the Matrix. Keep your mane high and your roar louder. In conclusion, love might be crazy, Venus might be lazy, and the moon might be hazy, but you, my dear Leo, are nothing short of amazing. #LeoLunacy #VenusInRetrograde #WaxingGibbousGibberish #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 07:42:01 (leo-29-07-2023)