Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! Expect a Cosmic Hairball this Week as Mars Enters Retrograde!"

The next Leo will start in 328 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 12 days, at Monday, 11 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 308 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently retrograde in Leo

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, oh magnificent Leos! It’s your favorite earth-dwelling astrologer here to spill the cosmic beans, fresh from the intergalactic roaster. Venus has decided to go all retro on us and is currently moonwalking in your sign. This may sound like a sci-fi plot twist, but trust me, it’s as real as the Stargate (wink wink). This means it's time to reevaluate some of your relationships. You know, like that friend who still owes you for last month's pizza night? Or maybe your houseplant that's been giving you the silent treatment? Yep, it's time for a chit-chat! Now, let's talk about that Full Moon, currently at 13.9 days old. Ah, teenage moons, full of lunar angst and gravitational mood swings! This phase can often make us feel like we're stuck in a wormhole with no exit coordinates. But remember, dear Leos, even black holes have a bright side - they make fantastic cosmic vacuums for all that negative energy you've been carrying around. Time to let it go! Remember, just because Venus is doing the moonwalk doesn't mean you should walk backwards too. You're a Leo, not Michael Jackson! And as the famous astrophysicist, Samantha Carter would say, "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle." So, tackle those problems head-on, and show the universe what you're made of! Here are your hashtags for the week: #LeoLunatics, #VenusMoonwalk, #StargateSass, #FullMoonFever, #BlackHoleCleanse. Stay celestial, Leos!

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 07:42:01 (leo-30-08-2023)