Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance the cosmic scales as Mercury retrogrades into your sign: It's like a celestial seesaw with a dash of quantum physics!"

The next Libra will start in 174 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 19 days, at Sunday, 21 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 178 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 150 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Libra! Look at you, perfectly balancing those space scales like an intergalactic circus performer. The third quarter moon, now 22.4 days old - or if you're a nerd like me, let’s say approximately 537.6 hours, is sending some pretty cosmic signals your way. As the moon ages, like a good space cheese, it's time for you to let go of things that are no longer serving you. Maybe that old Star Trek uniform that doesn't quite fit anymore, or perhaps that alien plant you've been trying to grow in your living room which only seems to thrive on negative energy. Your ruling planet, Venus, is in retrograde and she's telling you to focus on love and money. But remember, in this universe, love doesn't necessarily mean clinging onto your ex like a Klingon with separation anxiety, and money doesn't always mean hoarding gold bars like a mischievous leprechaun. You’re known for your diplomacy, dear Libra, so why not use it to mediate between the warring factions of your sock drawer? And by that, I mean, get your life in order, mate! Don't forget to breathe, stay hydrated, and keep your communicator devices charged. It's time to break free from the shackles of gravity, float around in the cosmos of possibilities, and embrace the chaos. Remember, even in the midst of a Galactica battle, there's always time for a bit of humor and a good laugh. #LibraLife #GalacticaGiggles #SpaceCheese #SockDrawerDiplomacy #NerdyAstrologer #HippieHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.04.2024 08:02:01 (lib-02-04-2024)