Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Venus is Going Retrograde and Mercury Can't Even!"

The next Libra will start in 57 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

The Moon moves to Libra in 23 days, at Sunday, 20 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 69 days, at Thursday, 05 October, 2023

Venus moves to Libra in 104 days, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

Mars moves to Libra in 31 days, at Monday, 28 August, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Libra! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 9.8 days old, you're in for a sci-fi movie kind of week. You know, like that time I tried to teach my pet rock quantum physics and it just lay there, unresponsive? Yeah, that level of weirdness. Expect unexpected visitors from the Eastern quadrant of your life. They could be humans, or they could be cyborgs in disguise. Either way, keep your blaster handy. You never know when you might need to zap some impromptive negativity out of your orbit. Your ruling planet, Venus, is swirling around in her cosmic tutu, so expect some love vibes to come your way. Just remember, not all Venusians look like supermodels, some look like that guy from physics class who always had Cheeto dust on his fingers. But hey, it's what's inside that counts, right? Speaking of inside, your gut instincts are stronger than a replicant on steroids this week. Trust them. Even if they're telling you that eating that third slice of pizza is a bad idea. Especially then. Lastly, remember to keep your life balanced, like a perfectly equilibrated chemical equation. Too much work and not enough play can lead to an unstable reaction. And nobody likes a spontaneous combustion on a Tuesday. So, Libra, strap on your antigravity boots and get ready to face this strange, unpredictable universe with your usual grace and poise. And hey, if you stumble a bit, just say you were testing the laws of physics. They won't know the difference. #LibraLife #AstroNerds #WaxingGibbousGlow #VenusianVibes #SciFiHoroscope

#Libra

SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:02:01 (lib-28-07-2023)