"Libra, This Week Your Balance is More on Point Than My Jetpack: A Bounty of Cosmic Vibes Incoming!"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra, This Week Your Balance is More on Point Than My Jetpack: A Bounty of Cosmic Vibes Incoming!"
"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as the stars align in your favor, but remember: all of this has happened before and will happen again... in yoga class!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Scales of Love, Justice, and Hilarious Misunderstandings, Just Like Number Six's Wacky Adventures Aboard the Galactic Battlestar!"
"Libra, prepare for a cosmic balancing act as wacky as a replicant on a unicycle: This month's forecast, brought to you by Roy Batty's Astrological Emporium - We're practically out of this world!"