"Libra, Hold Onto Your Scales! Mercury Retrograde is Making a U-turn, and It Forgot to Use a Blinker!"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra, Hold Onto Your Scales! Mercury Retrograde is Making a U-turn, and It Forgot to Use a Blinker!"
"Libra, Brace Yourself: Your Scales are Tipping Towards a Quantum Leap of Cosmic Proportions; Even Wormholes Can't Escape This Balance Shift!"
"Quantum Quirkiness Ahead: Libra, pack your scales! This week you're levitating between alternate realities!"
"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tumble: Your Scales Might Tilt More Than My Favorite Pinball Game This Week!"