Pisces Report

"Piscean Probe: Aliens Call, They're Ready To Return Your Lost Socks, And It's About Time!"

The next Pisces will start in 202 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 206 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 224 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 235 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Howdy, Pisces! Welcome to another round of cosmic dodgems. Saturn’s taken a U-turn and is back in your neighborhood, acting like the universe's strictest landlord. "Clean up your planetary mess," it seems to say while wagging an interstellar finger at you. But hey, don't let the old grump get you down. Just remember to pay your karmic rent on time and keep that spiritual credit score high. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also doing the celestial cha-cha in retrograde. It's like having your favorite uncle come over for a visit but he's stuck in reverse gear. Communication might feel like trying to decode the language of dolphins using Morse code. You know, just your typical Tuesday. With the full moon 14.3 days old, it's not quite a teenager, but it has enough attitude to light up your life. Your intuition is going to be as sharp as a vegan's wit at a barbecue party. Use this lunar luminescence to navigate through the foggy waters Neptune might throw at you. To sum it all up, Pisces, you’re about to have a cosmic roller coaster ride, but remember, you're a water sign. So, just keep swimming! #Pisces #RetrogradeRodeo #SaturnSass #NeptuneNonsense #FullMoonFrolics #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-01-08-2023)