By The Chip Witch on Monday, 03 April 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for cosmic giggles as Neptune hosts a celestial karaoke night – expect to swim in harmonious waves and find your inner space diva!"

The next Pisces will start in 322 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 327 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 344 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 355 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Ah, Pisces, my fishy friends. It seems you're getting quite the celestial cocktail party in your watery abode with Saturn and Neptune RSVP'ing "yes" to the event. Engage! Now, as these planetary pals make themselves at home in Pisces, you may feel a bit like you've entered a cosmic holodeck. But don't worry, this otherworldly adventure is designed to help you boldly go where no Pisces has gone before. With Saturn in your sign, you're tasked with finding the balance between the ethereal dreamscapes of Neptune and the logical, structured world of...well, me! Captain Jean-Luc Picard! Just kidding, of course - I meant Saturn. Embrace this opportunity to merge your inner Spock and Kirk, dear Pisces, for a more harmonious existence. As the 12-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon illuminates your path, take advantage of this lunar energy to explore strange new worlds within yourself. Be open to change, and remember: resistance is futile. And now, for some intergalactic hashtags to summarize your Piscean horoscope: #BeamMeUpSaturn #NeptuneDreams #HolodeckPisces #WaxingGibbousGlow #FishyFinalFrontier Live long and prosper, Pisces! 🖖

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