Pisces Report

"Highly Illogical Pisces! Neptune's Retrograde Promises Emotional Turbulence But Remember: 'Logic Is The Beginning Of Wisdom, Not The End.'"

The next Pisces will start in 230 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 234 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 252 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 263 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Pisces! It seems your planetary pals, Saturn and Neptune, have decided to play hooky and dive into the cosmic equivalent of a retrograde rave right in your sign. You're now the celestial equivalent of a babysitter for two unruly heavenly bodies going through their rebellious phases. Just think of it as Saturn having a mid-orbit crisis, and Neptune's just being Neptune, really. Let's talk Saturn first. Now Saturn, that old ringed rascal, is usually all about discipline, structure, and getting things done on time - like the universe's strict headmaster. But now, in retrograde, he's taken off his bow tie, kicked up his cosmic feet, and started blasting Pink Floyd through his gravitational speakers. Your usual routines might seem a bit topsy-turvy, but don't panic! Embrace the chaos. It's time to mix up your tea with a dash of unpredictability. Maybe try it with milk today? Or perhaps a hint of lemon? #SaturnSaysRelax Now, Neptune's another story. Being at home in Pisces, Neptune in retrograde is like your dreamy flatmate deciding to rearrange all the furniture while you were out. Things may seem out of place, dreams might be more vivid, and your intuition could be hitting you like a Vogon poetry recital. Keep your towel handy and remember that not all that glitters is gold – sometimes it's just bioluminescent algae from Alpha Centauri. #NeptuneNapping With the Full moon nearing its peak, emotions are running higher than a hoopy frood at a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster party. You're feeling all the feels, Pisces. Harness this energy to connect with those around you. Maybe it's time to finally tell that quirky Aquarius about your theory that Earth is just a giant petri dish for advanced alien civilizations. #MoonMadness So, Pisces, this period is all about embracing the unexpected, trusting your instincts, and navigating the cosmic rollercoaster with your sense of humor firmly intact. Remember, no one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. Or in your case, a chaotic solar system. #PiscesParty And remember, DON'T PANIC! Life's too short not to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're just intelligent apes hurtling through space on a rock. How's that for perspective? #Hitchh

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 08:52:02 (pis-04-07-2023)