Pisces Report

"Pisces, your stars are aligning like a cosmic game of Tetris! Just remember, no amount of star power can help if you confuse your left and right!"

The next Pisces will start in 199 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 203 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 221 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 232 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey, Pisces! Wow, with the moon, Saturn and Neptune all hanging out in your sign, it's like you've won the celestial lottery, eh? Only, instead of millions of dollars, you get a heaping helping of self-reflection and… well, more self-reflection. With Saturn retrograde in your sign, it's like trying to do the Macarena while walking backwards up a steep hill. You're lurching about, trying to find solid ground and everyone else is watching you, wondering if they should intervene or just enjoy the show. But hey, don't sweat it! Just remember - even Einstein had bad hair days. The moon in Pisces? That's like having your own personal spotlight from the cosmos. Just remember, not everyone appreciates interpretive dance or your impression of a quantum physicist at karaoke night. Neptune retrograde in Pisces might have you feeling like you're stuck in a sci-fi novel where the plot keeps looping back on itself. Don't worry, it's not Groundhog Day, it's just the universe reminding you to pay attention to the fine print. Remember, this waning gibbous moon might have you feeling like you're running out of steam, but hey, even the Starship Enterprise needed a pit stop now and then. So, grab your favorite cup of space brew, sit back and take some time to recharge those dilithium crystals. In summary, it's a great time for introspection, reinventing your macarena and perhaps perfecting that karaoke rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Just remember to keep your sense of humor handy, because, in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic." #PiscesPower #CosmicMacarena #KaraokeQuantumPhysicist #DontPanic #RedDwarfAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-04-08-2023)