Pisces Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Break Out Your Wetsuits and Phasers for a Galactic-Sized Emotional Tsunami!"

The next Pisces will start in 168 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 172 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 190 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 201 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, Pisces, my delightfully fishy friends. You've got Saturn and Neptune both retrograde in your sign. That's a bit like having both your parents show up uninvited to your party, isn't it? Saturn, the Cosmic Taskmaster, might be nagging you about cleaning up your act, while Neptune, the Planet of Illusion, is probably encouraging you to chase dreams so fanciful they'd make a unicorn blush. Oh, and let's not forget about our dear moon, a waning gibbous at a sprightly 19.6 days old. While some might say this is a time for introspection and release...I'd say it's just a fancy way of saying the moon's on its way to becoming slimmer than a dieting supermodel. But fear not, my piscine paladins! You can navigate this celestial circus like a trapeze artist with vertigo. Just remember - when life gives you retrogrades, make retrograde-ade. Or in layman terms, use this time for introspection and correction rather than chasing wild unicorns. If all else fails, remember the words of your fellow Pisces, Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." So, keep your fins up and swim on! #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaningGibbous #PisceanParade #SwimOn #FishyFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-04-09-2023)