Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Sea of Interstellar Shenanigans: A Fishy Forecast for the Astro-Enlightened!"

The next Pisces will start in 316 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 321 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 338 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 349 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, my far-out Piscean fish-friends! 🐠 Get ready for a cosmic joyride, because #SaturnInPisces and #NeptuneInPisces are turning your life into an intergalactic episode of Farscape! 🚀 With Saturn's serious vibes making waves in your watery domain, you'll be feeling a bit like Chiana—wild, rebellious, and always up for some mischief. But don't let that inner anarchist run the show just yet! Saturn's here to teach you some essential life lessons, so pay attention, or you'll end up in a wormhole with no escape plan. 😉 Meanwhile, Neptune's swimming in your sign like a gleeful D'Argo, guiding you towards soulful connections and otherworldly visions. Embrace your psychic powers, my Pisces pals, but don't freak out if you find yourself talking to plants or communing with the stars. 🌌 You're just fine-tuning your frequency to the cosmic soundtrack of the universe. As the #WaningGibbousMoon shrinks away, it's time to release any emotional baggage weighing you down. Let go of grudges, resentments, and fears, and make room for love, peace, and some freakin' awesome new experiences. 🌖✌️ So, what are you waiting for, my little Piscean peace-lovers? Slap on your finest space goggles, grab your interstellar surfboard, and ride the cosmic waves to personal growth and spiritual enlightenment. Just remember to bring a towel—things might get a little wet! 💦🏄‍♂️ #PiscesHoroscope #FarscapeVibes #CosmicFish #SpaceSurfing #SpiritualAwakening

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